IN EURO TODAY MY TEACHER GOT UP ON A CABINET BECAUSE HE WAS BORED AND STUCK HIS HEAD THROUGH THE CEILING AND INTERRUPTED ANOTHER LESSON
I WASN’T KIDDING
I love when teachers stop giving fucks. I think half of them became teachers because weird shit happens at high schools and no one questions it so they knew they could do weird shit
Like become a drug lord and deal meth with one of your former students
Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]
oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would
the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut
absolute fucking walnut
i support the gay’s
you support the gay’s what?
their legs. the weight of their gay is too much for them. they can’t stand up straight.
Did you just?
and if no one is there to support the weight of the gay they become like this
I’m DyiNg xD
so after my prom there was an after party and i got home last night at 5am and went straight to sleep and this morning i check my phone and i have 3438 messages from people asking if im okay omfg what hte heck did i do
update: apparently i drank a little too much and danced for 4 hours straight and then passed out on a couch crying about chicken nuggets
i think im gonna start a ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ fandom
hello hrary style. i know im not ur woman of preference but i have some special talents which im sure will impress u. for example, i can put my big toe up my nostril